Resolutions?

I haven't made any New Year's resolutions in a very long time. Mostly because I don't keep them for very long and I hate breaking a promise. I, instead, keep a rather vague list of "things I hope to accomplish-- maybe-- in no specified time period". You may call it wussing out, but I call it practical. I add or take away from it as seen fit. Here's what I have so far:

• Don't attract anymore psychos.
• Really. It's enough already. Stop it with the psychos.
• Take State Board exam.
• Pass (hopefully) State Board exam.
• Maybe you should just avoid people in general. One of them might be a psycho.
• Do not engage current psycho stalkers. Avoid, avoid, avoid.
• Should you wind up dating a man that you later realize is psychotic, avoid any proposals of marriage.
  
• Maybe get in some more exercise or something.
• Try to eat a wee bit healthier. Won't kill you.
• Stalker? Might kill you. Do not answer phone when he calls.
• Try to read some classic literature.
  
• Do not flash book around like an intellectual snob.
• Ok, don't flash book around much. Have some dignity.
• Saving money might be a good idea. Try it.
• Find job minus vicious boss who will shred your self-esteem into bite-size pieces.
• Call/write/email friends more often, you awful, awful person.

Am I missing anything?